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Swedish Paul
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VALENTINES DAY OFFER- FORUM COMPLAINTS
Gentlemen, Philippè @philw696 and I would like to thank you for your mainly overwhelming support for our Valentines “Pandora” special range.
Unfortunately, however we did receive Several COMPLAINT pm’s from those forum members who felt forgotten, cast out, unloved by others.
The singletons.
Yup, ACTUAL Maserati owners who need em to pull!!!!!
(Yes, we all remember those happy, joyous, carefree, sonorous, FAR FAR less expensive times before marriage too!)
Forgotten singletons?
Non, non,non,non et thrice non! Au contraire pot pourri, nothing could be further from the truth as Philippè and I have prepared a night of passion and Fulfillment for all you lucky Maserati driving singletons too!
Our “Poulet le Plonker” Valentines libre accès range has been in development at chez Philippès 100 acre baroque Chateau for several creme de la menthes now.
Behold et mange touts singletons - pre order now for le perfect Feb 14th romantique event!
Once again, Numbers will be strictly limited to deux per singleton (The Fantasy Threesome Package).
Happy Valentines Day when it comes to all “singletons” from all the sorted, non Maserati owning, very sad and much much poorer, but far more handsome married forum members!
Gentlemen, Philippè @philw696 and I would like to thank you for your mainly overwhelming support for our Valentines “Pandora” special range.
Unfortunately, however we did receive Several COMPLAINT pm’s from those forum members who felt forgotten, cast out, unloved by others.
The singletons.
Yup, ACTUAL Maserati owners who need em to pull!!!!!
(Yes, we all remember those happy, joyous, carefree, sonorous, FAR FAR less expensive times before marriage too!)
Forgotten singletons?
Non, non,non,non et thrice non! Au contraire pot pourri, nothing could be further from the truth as Philippè and I have prepared a night of passion and Fulfillment for all you lucky Maserati driving singletons too!
Our “Poulet le Plonker” Valentines libre accès range has been in development at chez Philippès 100 acre baroque Chateau for several creme de la menthes now.
Behold et mange touts singletons - pre order now for le perfect Feb 14th romantique event!
Once again, Numbers will be strictly limited to deux per singleton (The Fantasy Threesome Package).
Happy Valentines Day when it comes to all “singletons” from all the sorted, non Maserati owning, very sad and much much poorer, but far more handsome married forum members!
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Oneball
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CatmanV2
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Probably why it’s still in a field in N Carolina
Just what I was thinking. My father trained on those. Well, I say trained. I believe failed was closer to the truth. But three sides etc etc
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To good
safrane
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One in a field by Bristol Airport too... but yours may have flown further.
Happy memories flying in these in my cadet days back at Bimbrook in the 80s
RoaryRati
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- Not really as this 'showroom' appears to still be open.......... (and traffic was madness - back to pre-covid level - I was not there out of choice, taking a poorly person for treatment).
And someone was 'brave' enough to be on the water in his kayak!
Oneball
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Could be open for service, Matt et al are at work I think and you can click and collect.
We walked into town first Saturday of this lockdown assuming everything would be shut and it’d be dead. Completely wrong, way too many people shopping, not been in since.
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Used to be loads at RAF Linton-on Ouse in the early 90's before the Tucano took over as the basic jet trainer. (despite it being a turboprop). I think our own @BennyD would have flown them.Probably why it’s still in a field in N Carolina
Surprisingly, a lot of survivors are in the States.
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Oneball
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Sh!t, not had that long, didn’t it replace the C3/107/Aygo?
2b1ask1
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no this was my eldest for several years and middle lad bought it off her about two years ago. Just got it MOT’ last few weeks. We were going to replace the rear brakes on it today and investigate the tappy knock it has developed!
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On the plus side, you know what the tappy knock is!