I'll return the favor with some translation to Texas lingo...
Someone is not very intellegent = The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving
Not very generous= Tighter than bark on a tree
All talk and no action=Big hat, no cattle
We have not been formally introduced=We've howdied but we ain't shook yet
That lady sure talks a lot= She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth
We really could use a little rain around here= It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs to take a leak on'em
Looks can be deceiving= Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly
I have seen it all= This ain't my first rodeo partner
You do your part and I will do mine=Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon
She is very unattractive =She looks like the dog's been keepin' her under the porch
Torrential rain= It's a real turd floater
Call it what you want however it is what it is=You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em biscuits