Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

Vampyrebat

Member
Messages
2,394
Welcome SimplexFish.........A very impressive and eclectic collection you have. BTW,
Bonnet = Hood
Boot = Trunk
Wing = Fender
 

Wanderer

Member
Messages
4,963
Welcome SimplexFish.........A very impressive and eclectic collection you have. BTW,
Bonnet = Hood
Boot = Trunk
Wing = Fender
Windscreen = Windshield
Dipped = Dimmed
Shock Absorber = Damper
Anti Roll Bar = Anti Sway Bar
Colour = Color
Aluminium = Aluminum
Lancaster vs Flying Fortress.....
 

davy83

Member
Messages
2,368
Welcome to the forum, nice collection. I also spent over 2 years living in the woodlands, and have worked in Houston on and off over 20 years. Traffic around Houston drove me nuts.
 

SimplexFish

New Member
Messages
12
Dang...kewl Maserati discussions and a free second language course as well! What a lucky cowboy I am...yeehaw!!!!
 

SimplexFish

New Member
Messages
12
Welcome to the forum, nice collection. I also spent over 2 years living in the woodlands, and have worked in Houston on and off over 20 years. Traffic around Houston drove me nuts.
Uhggg you are tell Noah about The Flood my man! Seems a freeway is always under construction here
 

SimplexFish

New Member
Messages
12
I'll return the favor with some translation to Texas lingo...

Someone is not very intellegent = The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving

Not very generous= Tighter than bark on a tree

All talk and no action=Big hat, no cattle

We have not been formally introduced=We've howdied but we ain't shook yet

That lady sure talks a lot= She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth

We really could use a little rain around here= It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs to take a leak on'em

Looks can be deceiving= Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly

I have seen it all= This ain't my first rodeo partner

You do your part and I will do mine=Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon

She is very unattractive =She looks like the dog's been keepin' her under the porch

Torrential rain= It's a real turd floater

Call it what you want however it is what it is=You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em biscuits