Hi folks!

[Gazcw]

choc covered jenny sounds nice, drew a blank on that but did come across this

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The Cadburys workers didn't look like that last time I visited!

 

[ScottH]

This is what happens when you don’t put pictures in your first post…. Welcome!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Have you got brown sperm?

Try on eBay. You can get anything there.

 

[GTVGEOFF]

Try on eBay. You can get anything there.

Yes we know, we have all seen your selling list

 

[Wanderer]

Try on eBay. You can get anything there.

I saw an Air Guitar for sale on eBay once and people actually bid on it. Also saw a fart in a sealed plastic bag for auction, people bid on that too.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Yes we know, we have all seen your selling list

We're friends here, so between mates: don't buy that one. It's a hoax.

However, my snake-oil is first-class...

 

[CatmanV2]

We're friends here, so between mates: don't buy that one. It's a hoax.

However, my snake-oil is first-class...

For some reason your store front is blocked on my work laptop.....

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

For some reason your store front is blocked on my work laptop.....

C

Wanna buy a laptop?

 

[CatmanV2]

Wanna buy a laptop?

I mean, no. For so many reasons. But should I ever want to access your store, I have more laptops here than I can shake a (smallish) stick at

It's just the work one, for some reason they think that blocking sexual deviance an social media on a work device is fine. Curiously Sports Maserati appears to slip in (phnarrrr) under the radar

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

I mean, no. For so many reasons. But should I ever want to access your store, I have more laptops here than I can shake a (smallish) stick at

It's just the work one, for some reason they think that blocking sexual deviance an social media on a work device is fine. Curiously Sports Maserati appears to slip in (phnarrrr) under the radar

C

The puritanical swine.

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

choc covered jenny sounds nice, drew a blank on that but did come across this

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Er, yes. Welcome. welkom, bienvenu, yadda, yadda.
(Tractor juice version though. Really?)
Back to this chocolate jenny of which you spoke.
You know, you can assume that naked women don't
hold many surprises for me and neither does chocolate. (ahem)
Howeverrrrrrr.......I've never had the opportunity to combine
the two and now I'm wondering if a woman exists, on this
conservative, backward and dysfunctional little island upon
which I am temporarily shipwrecked. Who might consent to a
night of chocolate filled fun? Or a weekend perhaps? With other flavours too?
I've never met a woman who doesn't go weak knee'd at the sight
of chocolate. Shouldn't be a problem then. Should it?
You're familiar with the advertised debate about how one
eats their chocolate cream egg? Well, my mind is dragging me in
a slightly different direction
Hopefully I haven't driven a V8 (petrol) through the red line
of good taste? Er, no pun intended

 

[lifes2short]

I've never had the opportunity to combine
the two and now I'm wondering if a woman exists

i was wondering how though, do you use proper cooking chocolate or just buy a few jars of nutella

 

[Jay p]

You lot are crazy ha welcome to the forum fella.

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

i was wondering how though, do you use proper cooking chocolate or just buy a few jars of nutella

I don't know. But I'm going to find out. I've never tried Nutella. So it could be just the thing.
However, given it's name, I'd be slightly concerned that if it induced an anaphylactic shock
reaction, that this might lessen 'the mood' just a touch.
Sounds like there'd have to be a risk assessment carried out beforehand. Safe use guidance written.
And Epi Pens on standby and within reach.
I'm rapidly losing interest.