Wanderer
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Actually it was **** wasn't it? Rickets, shorts until 11 yo, two channels on telly, polio, rats in the back yard, Perry window cleaners, outside bog, no hot water except from 'mersion.
Dirty books with asterisks where the genitals should be, no bukkake, tromboning, tea bagging or shemales at all, certainly not in my Dad's collection he'd hid rather obviously under his mattress. We'd wait till mum and dad were out, sneak into the bedroom (all five of us in one) and, carefully avoiding the pisspot full of yellow-brown liquid under the bed and a have good letch. Of course, that's as far as it went, the exciting stuff happened a few years later when my mate told what to do....
Mum and dad didn't see much of me that weekend!
Dirty books with asterisks where the genitals should be, no bukkake, tromboning, tea bagging or shemales at all, certainly not in my Dad's collection he'd hid rather obviously under his mattress. We'd wait till mum and dad were out, sneak into the bedroom (all five of us in one) and, carefully avoiding the pisspot full of yellow-brown liquid under the bed and a have good letch. Of course, that's as far as it went, the exciting stuff happened a few years later when my mate told what to do....
Mum and dad didn't see much of me that weekend!