Seems as good a place as any to post this
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Before God and our Sovereign, I must offer my deepest apologies.
During the Conservative and Unionist Party Hustings there was a
perfect opportunity to garner the support of both candidates.
Especially the support of Liz "I'm yours for votes." Truss.
Support for what? Support for more road tunnels.
And not a political promise either. A real promise.
And not one new tunnel in each country within the Union.
Every ten miles, there must be a tunnel of at least two miles long.
Without speed restrictions. Without tolls. A 'free fire zone', if you will.
Nirvana.
I am going to lobby my local politician to see if we can garner enough
support to have the initiative inserted into the next King's Speech to
Parliament. I am not hopeful. But I will try. Damnit! If not there, it will
definitely be inserted somewhere. Fear not!
Hold my beer!