Females.....

Wanderer

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Just driven halfway to Doncaster Airport to drop the Mrs off for her flight then she drops the bombshell 'We are going to Leeds Airport aren't we?' I mean it's the opposite direction, why didn't she say something?

And guess who's fault it is?
 
Wanderer

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And, the game is back on, when I used to drop her off at work/railway station, always on the last minute, she'd deliberately leave her banana skin in the door bin, nicely hidden so I'd only notice a few days later when it started stinking.

Just been up to our bedroom to get changed and.....

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A state of war now exists.
 
midlifecrisis

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'Finningley' was one of my projects in the past, so I do feel that I'm partly responsible...good job that they're close to each other...;)
 
daverichardson

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This was in York today. The Handbags we viewed were attractive and made from Leather and it had to be black. They had names on that I have not even heard of but in fairness I did know some other names. However I was absolutely stymied at the cost for what it was. Anyway none were bought as another female perspective is required and apparently I know nothing (which I am finding out to be true the older I get). Yes accessories will also be required too.
 
midlifecrisis

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I was just thinking 'What goes into the making of a £1000 bag?' Then I had a thought about it, the exclusive design, finest leather, zips, buttons, lining and copious amounts of secret compartments that hides your wife's key when you ask her if she has her set? Because when you ask a woman if she's got a particular item in she goes like Sport Billy (80's reference!). Out come ten pairs of sunglasses, old train/bus/opera tickets, various shades of lipsticks/chapsticks, mobile phone(s)...but never the item she was looking for...
 
D Walker

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midlifecrisis said:
I was just thinking 'What goes into the making of a £1000 bag?' Then I had a thought about it, the exclusive design, finest leather, zips, buttons, lining and copious amounts of secret compartments that hides your wife's key when you ask her if she has her set? Because when you ask a woman if she's got a particular item in she goes like Sport Billy (80's reference!). Out come ten pairs of sunglasses, old train/bus/opera tickets, various shades of lipsticks/chapsticks, mobile phone(s)...but never the item she was looking for...
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I need no education on, handbags, compartments and keys...............was nearly grounds for divorce that episode....
 
alfatwo

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That's why here indoors lives down in southern Europe for 6 months of the year and I live in leafy Warwickshire in peace and quiet and do my car stuff!

Dave
 
D Walker

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alfatwo said:
That's why here indoors lives down in southern Europe for 6 months of the year and I live in leafy Warwickshire in peace and quiet and do my car stuff!

Dave
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Does she need a lady in waiting, companion, crocheting, knitting teacher, if so I can volunteer mine...
 
alfatwo

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D Walker said:
Does she need a lady in waiting, companion, crocheting, knitting teacher, if so I can volunteer mine...
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She's from a old school South of France fat wallet family... they don't do normal stuff like gas bills or council tax

There more into new Lamborghini's and Riva power boats!

Dave
 
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