Ok, so step 1 remains to check for sure that the cats are breaking up, with an endoscopy camera via the Lambda holes in the first instance.
If the fronts are, then they are obviously better out than in, so remove exhaust and gut front cats.
This then leaves the car in a slightly crazy state of having cats (the rear ones) but also a CEL since the 2 sets of lambdas basically ignore the rear cats anyway.
Will the CEL cause running / performance issues? Will it underfuel or similar?
Will it run ok with a CEL?
No custom exhaust manufacturers in my area, so I'd be looking to drive it to one if that were the route to take, but the closest to me seems to have mixed reviews which is offputting.
Larini is looking more and more like the obvious option, though convincing the wife on the spend is another story.
I guess the other option is to chop the original 2nd cat sections off of the exhaust and bracket in a pair of sports cats with lambda sensor holes on the other side, providing I can get them in the right length / diameter.