Gotta laugh at politicians attempts for redemption following prior "Class a" drug indiscretions
Bo Johnson- Cocaine, Cannabis. Plan-regain credibility and seek forgiveness.
Cocaine-“ tried it at university and I remember it vividly”. My hanky is out, but then....
Plan Fail - “ it. achieved no pharmacological, psychotropic or any other effect on me whatsoever." Of course it didn’t, not. But then he goes for the double fail “"I sneezed and so it did not go up my nose. In fact, I may have been doing icing sugar,"
Not only the discovery of a new allergy, but money very poorly spent. Lets hope he’s more frugal with that £39 Billion.......
On Cannabis- "There was a period before university when I had quite a few (cannabis joints). It was jolly nice”. Tears are welling.
Plan fail - but when he says “ before University”..... does he mean Secondary or even Primary school? And the double fail is “apparantly it is very different these days. Much stronger”. So the stuff he used a few times was sh1t then and that makes it fine.
Rory Stewarts heartfell confession re Opium smoking was endearing.
Plan Fail - He then claimed it had "no effect on him as he was walking 25-30 miles a day". What? Where is that scientific study then.....what is the "maximum mileage per smoke" you can walk each day, so as to enjoy the full sensation?
I'm sure users would love to know.
The best.
Clinton- confesses to Marijuana use at Oxford university. Aww.
Plan fail- but “I didn’t inhale”. Right then.
Unlike Monica.
The confession by Environment Secretary Michael Gove that he took cocaine "on several occasions" has again shone the spotlight on past drug use by leading politicians.
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