Bernard Matthews

[NickP]

It is with sadness that I have to inform you that Bernard Matthews sadly passed away at the age of 80. His funeral is scheduled for next week at a Norfolk crematorium, gas mark 8 for 3 hours.

James Blunt will be singing at the funeral, although it is not known which song he will sing, it is rumoured to be a remix.

 

[Parisien]

.....so no sage and onion stuffing then................just a song.......??!!


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[reservoirfrog]

but I bet it's a bootiful song.

 

[dem maser]

turkey man has gone....well time for a new line of meat...

sparta ham...sparta turk mince meat....

 

[Easyplan66]

rest in peace turkey neck

 

[reservoirfrog]

how did he die ? was he hung by his feet and throatled, and was he then well plucked.

 

[dem maser]

was he with giblets at the time