Are you worried yet.

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lifes2short

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latest is trump is downplaying his advisers that masks should be worn with his usual dismissive approach and melania is tweeting that masks should be worn :rolleyes:
 
Wack61

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lifes2short said:
latest is trump is downplaying his advisers that masks should be worn with his usual dismissive approach and melania is tweeting that masks should be worn :rolleyes:
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You'd think they were married

I've just been told off for peeing into the water in the night , got to sit down now, it's starting to fall apart :D , apparently I have a routine, pee, fart, pee a bit more , wait, just in case (age) , flush , wash hands.

amplified farts will be the problem now I'm sitting down
 
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Wack61 said:
You'd think they were married

I've just been told off for peeing into the water in the night , got to sit down now, it's starting to fall apart :D , apparently I have a routine, pee, fart, pee a bit more , wait, just in case (age) , flush , wash hands.

amplified farts will be the problem now I'm sitting down
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Get yourself a pee bottle. Then you wont even have to get out of bed. That’ll keep her happy.
 
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Wack61 said:
You'd think they were married

I've just been told off for peeing into the water in the night , got to sit down now, it's starting to fall apart :D , apparently I have a routine, pee, fart, pee a bit more , wait, just in case (age) , flush , wash hands.

amplified farts will be the problem now I'm sitting down
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Welcome to the club .............................you will soon be joining the stupid o clock club , just so you can do the required in peace and quiet , alternatively make her re-locate said bedroom furniture im sure she need the exercise lol
 
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Wanderer said:
Wasn't it Sid Waddell who said 'In one!'
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Delmonte said:
Utter legend that man. Though I don’t think that was him that said that on Bullseye
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Tough times but no reason for standards to slip. The equally great, in a gravelly pub caller kind of way, Tony Green said "In one..."

The masterful late Sid Waddell uttered the immortal line:

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer … [Eric] Bristow's only 27."
 
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conaero said:
Well I don't check in for a day and you all turn on each other by the looks of it, not cleaver!

We will win this fight by working together, please remember that all.
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If you think this is bad don't go on pistonheads, some right dicks on there who seem to think empty roads mean do what you like at whatever speed you fancy , not seen any cleavers out yet though
 
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So I have been out in my garden today and can see the main road towards Frinton and Walton. The crowds appear to be flocking out in their droves, far busier than usual. Perhaps they are all heading to get provisions!
Also BBC are suggesting they are getting similar info. (strapline on bottom of screen).
Thought anyone?
 
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rockits said:
That has to be a hoax ...
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I've never seen one abandoned speedboat on a street corner - let alone hundreds! ;)
This rang true though :smile:
"I was given the Morphy Richards bedside tea maker and single-deck cassette player the size of an average bathtub"
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn One.
 
CatmanV2

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I thought it was serious for about 2/3 of the article. Then clearly not. Try reading the about SSN

Well done, though

C
 
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