Are you worried yet.

[zagatoes30]

OMG I can't remember where my towel is!

C

That's a pity, no chance of you surviving then

 

[Felonious Crud]

That's a pity, no chance of you surviving then

You never will get to hear that Vogon poetry, Catman.

"And now I'd like to read a poem from Zerohedge..."

 

[Wattie]

You never will get to hear that Vogon poetry, Catman.

"And now I'd like to read a poem from Zerohedge..."

He who laughs last.

 

[Felonious Crud]

He who laughs last.

... is a cockroach because everyone else died of COVID-19 either directly or due to the consequential economic meltdown, supply chain disruption and a Ponzi scheme overseen by evil lizard people?

Look, I'm, not treating this flippantly because it's not serious. It is. I just can't be ****** to **** myself about it all. Besides, my tail keeps getting eaten by the cockroaches, and as fast as I grow it back the buggers eat it again.

 

[JonW]

Adam

Out of curiosity, who do you work for?

I ask because I want to short their stock, given you’ve allegedly been on calls for the last few hours, whilst being focussed on other matters.... you can’t possibly have made any good decisions in the last two hours, as you’ve been having too much fun taunting Wattie, and therefore the company is doomed and are clearly destined to go to **** in a handcart... As such, I wish to profit from their demise!

I promise I will spend the money on a trinket or gadget for my car (because this is still a car forum, ins’t it?)

 

[Wattie]

Did I mention gold?

Let me see,
Watties’s track record.
Gold, tick
Brexit, tick
Coronavirus? (Potential tick- it ain’t contained!)

Central bank money printing, tick and escalating,...

 

[zagatoes30]

Did I mention gold?

Do you ever mention anything else

 

[Felonious Crud]

Adam

Out of curiosity, who do you work for?

I ask because I want to short their stock, given you’ve allegedly been on calls for the last few hours, whilst being focussed on other matters.... you can’t possibly have made any good decisions in the last two hours, as you’ve been having too much fun taunting Wattie, and therefore the company is doomed and are clearly destined to go to **** in a handcart... As such, I wish to profit from their demise!

I promise I will spend the money on a trinket or gadget for my car (because this is still a car forum, ins’t it?)

I work for Wattie. He pays me to keep him busy, because without this forum and with Brexit being a non-story (for now) he'd have sod all else to do if we didn't give him random facts and glib shite to latch on to. He also has Zep and Cat McManus on a retainer.

Happily, I'm able to make exceptional decisions by feeding all issues through the new Zerofacts Decision Engine, which is able to generate many words to justify almost any position on any topic ever.

Now, about all this bollox that the earth isn't flat...

 

[Wattie]

Do you ever mention anything else

No and I can’t keep up with it’s increase either

80k before soon.
thank god no-one out there is worried.
They might buy gold if they were

 

[Wattie]

I work for Wattie. He pays me to keep him busy, because without this forum and with Brexit being a non-story (for now) he'd have sod all else to do....

That's not true, it takes me most of the day to count up my gold profits and at the moment I’m struggling to find enough hours in the day.
https://apple.news/A5VYYaq4SR8C_rAMxWUPzIQ

 

[Wattie]

That's not true, it takes me most of the day to count up my gold profits and at the moment I’m struggling to find enough hours in the day.
https://apple.news/A5VYYaq4SR8C_rAMxWUPzIQ

here’s a non verified story

30Y Yields Hit Record Lows, Gold Hits Record Highs | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[Wattie]

Kinnel

wonder what my mining companies have done?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Wattie, you were right about the price of gold, but it tastes terrible and gives me constipation. I'll stick to my baked beans when Desolation Day comes,

 

[Wattie]

Wattie, you were right about the price of gold, but it tastes terrible and gives me constipation. I'll stick to my baked beans when Desolation Day comes,

Fc my friend it ain't too late.
you've pm..

 

[Felonious Crud]

Fc my friend it ain't too late.
you've pm..

You buy it for me and I'll split the profits 50:50 with you. Kind of a mates' rates deal.

 

[Wattie]

This is from a verified news source.
Coronavirus: 'Narrowing window' to contain outbreak, WHO says
The World Health Organization says the number of Covid-19 cases with no clear link to China is a concern.

Read in BBC News: https://apple.news/A5a-


This isn’t.

Chinese Coronavirus Patient Reinfected 10 Days After Leaving Hospital | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Nor this

S.Korea Coronavirus Cases Go Exponential As New Infections Soar By 70%; 10 Towns In Northern Italy Put On Lockdown | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[CatmanV2]

He who laughs last.

Doesn't get the joke?

C

 

[Wattie]

10 Italian Towns In Lockdown Over Coronavirus Fears

10 Italian towns in lockdown over coronavirus fears

www.ibtimes.com

Italian Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte said "everything is under control", and stressed the government was maintaining "an extremely high level of precaution".

It had better be as Italy’s debt pile is to big to bail out.

50,000 locked down in Italy.....near Milan

 

[philw696]

Just been watching the problem in Italy on our French news.

 

[Wattie]

Just been watching the problem in Italy on our French news.

Two more villages locked down today and now a case in Milan.....another death too.
Thank goodness “everything is under control”.