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Wanderer

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It's in Wakey like me! Could buy it cos a bird has pooed on mine. Had to finish with her......
 

MarkMas

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It has baby poo carpets though!

Bat poo brown.
When I was about 13 I lived in Indonesia (my father was working there) and we had a courtyard house with a pool. Every night the bats would swoop down over the pool to catch insects and eject a little poo onto the white-painted courtyard wall as they regained altitude. So every morning one of the (many) staff had to wash the wall. Eventually my mother suggested that we repaint the wall the exact colour of the poo. Problem solved.

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nfm

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Rear damage looks like someone was using a wrecking bar to try and break into the boot?
 

Oneball

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Bat poo brown.
When I was about 13 I lived in Indonesia (my father was working there) and we had a courtyard house with a pool. Every night the bats would swoop down over the pool to catch insects and eject a little poo onto the white-painted courtyard wall as they regained altitude. So every morning one of the (many) staff had to wash the wall. Eventually my mother suggested that we repaint the wall the exact colour of the poo. Problem solved.

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What about the poo that went in the pool? Did you swim in it? Are you Covid case number 1?
 

MarkMas

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What about the poo that went in the pool? Did you swim in it? Are you Covid case number 1?
Didn't ever see any poo go in the pool, just splashing on the wall. Also didn't swim at night. And the (many) staff put chlorine in the water at dawn, so the pool was nice and germ free by the time I got up!
 

alfatwo

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Didn't ever see any poo go in the pool, just splashing on the wall. Also didn't swim at night. And the (many) staff put chlorine in the water at dawn, so the pool was nice and germ free by the time I got up!
Wow, how the other half used to live!

Dave