45p a mile & in profit!

[schell70]

This made me chuckle on my business trip today!!

We'll ignore wear/tear/insurance/road tax obviously

 

[MrPea]

And on your main display you have a warning "Fuel pump problem. Return to main dealer immediately".

 

[midlifecrisis]

Clearly going south, bet you can't get the same driving north..

 

[midlifecrisis]

And on your main display you have a warning "Fuel pump problem. Return to main dealer immediately".

I think he's got a speedo issue too...

 

[Raffles]

I’ve only ever seen 30+mpg once. I rounded it up when I told the wife to make it sound better.


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[Ryandoc]

Clearly broken, return to dealer immediately before it spontaneously combusts

 

[allandwf]

And on your main display you have a warning "Fuel pump problem. Return to main dealer immediately".

As well as a lot of dust

 

[zagatoes30]

Looks like you loud pedal is broken

 

[midlifecrisis]

As well as a lot of dust

That's because it doesn't move quickly enough.

 

[schell70]

I think the 50 limit on the M4 helped!

Also fun to arrive in a sub £20k GT with my colleagues turning up in their £40k+ PCP boxes and calling me a flash b****

 

[GeoffCapes]

That's not something to be proud of. Get one where you did less than 10 mpg. That would be much better.

I'm pretty sure someone on here had a sub 5mpg one @outrun Was it you mate?

I think the best I managed was 9.2 (or something like that).

 

[Motorsport3]

My early QPV showed 9MPG last week driving in London. Never ever seeing it over 23MPG.

 

[Wattie]

My early QPV showed 9MPG last week driving in London. Never ever seeing it over 23MPG.

Excellent - that means your’re driving it correctly.

 

[Scaf]

That's not something to be proud of. Get one where you did less than 10 mpg. That would be much better.

I'm pretty sure someone on here had a sub 5mpg one @outrun Was it you mate?

I think the best I managed was 9.2 (or something like that).

My average on my trip to Bologna and back was 12mpg - all of it with a huge grin on my face

 

[FIFTY]

I managed 8mpg on of the the legs of the Le Mans trip with an overall average of 12mpg #turningpetrolintonoise

 

[outrun]

That's not something to be proud of. Get one where you did less than 10 mpg. That would be much better.

I'm pretty sure someone on here had a sub 5mpg one @outrun Was it you mate?

I think the best I managed was 9.2 (or something like that).

Ferrari do not have mpg display options. And they didn't omit it because they forgot!

 

[Wanderer]

I think I still hold the record....

Apologies for the ASDA Mobile and sheer dust......

 

[philw696]

I think the 50 limit on the M4 helped!

Also fun to arrive in a sub £20k GT with my colleagues turning up in their £40k+ PCP boxes and calling me a flash b****

Yeah that's a nice feeling and had it happen when I had the Ferrari 456 that was a bargain buy and told them I had left the Maserati 4200 had home an even bigger bargain as I fancied some V12 driving.
Good Times.

 

[Zep]

I have something similar. But I only managed it for 3 miles...!

 

[rockits]

I averaged circa 12mpg when I had the E60 M5 but had it in single figures many a time!

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