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  1. Markc

    Looking to purchase a Ghibli - Newbie question

    Sadly I only had it for about a year but no issues at all. Enjoyed every second.
  2. Markc

    St. Bins Day?

    St Bin, why has’t thou forsaken me! Thine Monks in thy Chariot of Stench rejected this morningtide offering in the bin that is wheelie and anointed blue. A scroll was left that spoke of ‘no plastic carrier bags’. There was but one broken bag of the carrier, the miserable c*nts! Revenge will be...
  3. Markc

    The Christmas tree thread

    Christ on a bike! This year’s tree was a total b@stard. Took hours to get it in the stand plus an alarming mis-swing with the axe, miles out and hit my finger. Thank feck it’s blunt no stitches required but just the sad reality that I’m too old for this ****. Tree looks alright though.
  4. Markc

    Top Tips

    Taxi drivers why not visit your local garage and get your indicators fixed so the rest of us know where the fvck you’re going. (credit Viz)
  5. Markc

    Mans best friend, OK let's see them

    Some good hounds on here. My own: Baxter the Grand Basset Griffon Vendeen. You don’t want him to bite you.
  6. Markc

    Ferrari 400i

    Buy not by, ffs.
  7. Markc

    Ferrari 400i

    Bloody love 400s just so elegant. First saw a black one when I was a kid, pulled out of a side lane onto a country road and gunned it off into the sunset. I was on my bike! Made the hairs stand up. Tried to by one in my early 30s, made an arrangement to view at Verdi, drove up to London and when...
  8. Markc

    Any love for the Dino 308GT4...?

    No.
  9. Markc

    Energy crisis

    By contrast heating oil is now £1.70 a litre. Over the past 18 years the highest I’ve paid is 75ppl and the average 38ppl. Supplier has guaranteed a delivery in the next two weeks but not the price. Belt off, trousers down. Still, could be worse, it could be October. Meh.
  10. Markc

    Pic of the day

    Unless you did it in which case apologies!
  11. Markc

    Pic of the day

    WTF is going on in this photo. Photoshop retard.
  12. Markc

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    How do you turn a duck into a 70s soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
  13. Markc

    A few of us on here like a little French car

    A wander along Roupell St today Phil. Just this monster and the BX[ATTACH
  14. Markc

    Maseratis - Spotted

    Red GranCab in Wombledon lunchtime today, near Haydon Park. With a dog on the passenger seat wtf! Anyone on here. Own up! I was queuing for a bus. Don’t fvcking ask.
  15. Markc

    Looking to purchase a Ghibli - Newbie question

    Whilst I only had the MY18 petrol for a year it had no issues at all. But as Safrane said it is not big in the back and with lanky teenagers I had to go to a QPVI (well, that and the V8. Well the kids were just the excuse given to Mrs C tbh)!
  16. Markc

    Advice on Malta

    Is that all you got? Selfish b!tch!
  17. Markc

    Advice on Malta

    I’ve been lucky enough to go to Gozo every other year for the past 20. Dusty and quiet. Getting a bit busier these days but still great if you want to get away from it all. Boat out to the Blue Lagoon at Comino is good. San Blas beach also. Valletta is beautiful but obviously more hectic. Not...
  18. Markc

    Alfa 916 Spider

    Ok. It’s red.