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Only times my wife has said "relax have a beer" it has cost me money, time or both..... beware the beer being followed by your favourite meal.. especially if it something she doesn't like.. that is the deal clincher and you are royally scr3w3d......
 
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Oneball said:
On past evidence I doubt it, don’t think Boris knows how to use a boob containment device.
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He doesn't know how to use a cock containment device*

Either in the context of reducing his fecundity within wedlock or otherwise, or in the context of special advisor or ministerial f**k ups.
 
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I’ve found out why. Had no idea what she had in store. I’ve basically had a paint brush or roller in my hand most of the day. Was allowed to pop into lounge for F1 updates. I fear there is the same tomorrow. I’ve been handed a bottle of beer and told I can relax now. I might cancel holidays and go into work for the last week. I’m furkin knackered.
 
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D Walker said:
I’ve found out why. Had no idea what she had in store. I’ve basically had a paint brush or roller in my hand most of the day. Was allowed to pop into lounge for F1 updates. I fear there is the same tomorrow. I’ve been handed a bottle of beer and told I can relax now. I might cancel holidays and go into work for the last week. I’m furkin knackered.
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All the have a bottle of beer and relax now actually means is.. relax for now, part1 complete......
 
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As expected we're a retail business with closed stores for 3 months, they are looking for 10% redundancies hoping to cover via voluntary & early retirement options but lets see how it pans out - now I wonder how much they will pay me to take the retirement option ;)
 
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