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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    I'll return the favor with some translation to Texas lingo... Someone is not very intellegent = The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving Not very generous= Tighter than bark on a tree All talk and no action=Big hat, no cattle We have not been formally introduced=We've howdied but we...
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Uhggg you are tell Noah about The Flood my man! Seems a freeway is always under construction here
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Dang...kewl Maserati discussions and a free second language course as well! What a lucky cowboy I am...yeehaw!!!!
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Thats what my ex used to call me, however I don't think she was referring to my vehicle collection...
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Forgot one... 1959 Ford F100 Rat Rod, perfect patina and bagged out
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Unfortunately the O&G business is way down here...hurting a lot of folks.
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    One of my favorite movie quotes!
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Thanks men...no worries Im used to dealing with nice people and the Aholes, including grown men that use the term "oh dear", LOL Im fairly well versed in the wine, drink and ladies as well, so lets have some fun! Right now in my stable: Maserati Spyder Ferrari California Mercedes S600 Jag...
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Thanks for the friendly welcome...
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    Maserati Owner in Texas Howdy Ya'll!

    Hello new friends. I own a high-line collision repair and restoration facility in Houston Texas. We did a reality show a couple years back in a build off challenge and killed it, won with 85% of all the votes of all four teams. I have a few cars in my collection but only one Maserati that I have...
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    4200 Ashtray Cover

    Awesome...how much will they cost please?
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    4200 Ashtray Cover

    I sent a PM, I would love to buy one! Thanks!