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Caught a couple of horses making a snowman the other day . Clearly they're part of the illuminati conspiracy...

Prefer Strawberry flavoured ones... ;) but those look lovely.

So low it's Seriously Floored!!!

Similar happened to my Brother's 'Limited Edition' Metro in Salford in the 90's. As he was given a lift home by the copper, they spotted it! A chase ensued till they abandoned it in a car park. the copper went after the driver, my brother, the passenger. Needless to say the passenger was a bit...

May a swarm of a thousand flies inhabit the underpants of the owner of this signature...

It gets worse...

Top quality! Can hardly see the join...

It's a tough audience, if the Alpine is pitched against the Cayman/Boxter then Lotus might be up against the mighty 911. Their customers are very conservative and won't move unless it's reliable, well spec'd and well built.

Good Morning Everyone, Good morning Andy. Thanks for brightening up a dull Tuesday already. Readfin between the lines those lotus engines will probably be Renault/Nissan derived if they have an Alpine link up. Just hope that they don't go chasing Horsepower and keep things sensible. An Aluminium...

I hate cars that beep. If I jump in the suzook and put the keys in the ignition with the door open it beeps, if it's cold it beeps, if I don't put my seatbelt on it beeps. It's just lazy engineering.

Good Morning Everyone, early shift and treachorous drive in, so if you don't need to go out, don't. Staying in bed is a better option...

Used to be loads at RAF Linton-on Ouse in the early 90's before the Tucano took over as the basic jet trainer. (despite it being a turboprop). I think our own @BennyD would have flown them. Surprisingly, a lot of survivors are in the States. http://www.jetprovostheaven.com

Good morning everyone, snow here. Mrs MLC hasn't seen snow like this in the southern UK. It was quite heavy but around 40mm has settled.

Eleven...

Sorry, my FAWLTY