Recent content by MarkMas

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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I really don't understand women... i thought that opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the 'plane
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be Old McDonalds Farm.
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    Dealer lost my service book!

    It sounds to me as if (a) the dealer is very actively trying to resolve the issue. (b) it doesn't matter very much whether they do or don't.
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    Looking for a good home......

    Nice motor. Slightly dodgy provenance. "Sadly, due to the manner through which the car has come to us, we have no documented history" "It is understood that the chassis and engine numbers shown in the auction catalogue for that auction differ from the ones actually on the car" "We have...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND TO SHOW SOMEONE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM. WELL, THE POLICE CALL IT "INDECENT EXPOSURE", BUT WHATEVER.
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    OOONO

    Or a card game....
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    The good morning thread

    Plus plenty of spare apostrophes; which is nice. :p
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    Quattroporte. Clunking noise when car fully stops

    https://www.sportsmaserati.com/index.php?threads/sportsitalia%E2%80%A6the-end.38144/
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    The good morning thread

    Cash.... Houses.... Children...
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    OOONO

    That reminded me of another product, which detects nearby police radios. Which seems like an interesting idea. But it costs about £1,000. Target Blueye 2 https://www.targetblueye.co.uk/
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    The good morning thread

    My attic and office are both totally stuffed with junk, I'm sorry to admit, but I might clear it up in time. I have told the kids that there is nothing actually valuable, and they can torch it all. Conversely, my father has downsized three times, and has a very compact and organised life now...
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    The good morning thread

    Still stoned this morning!
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    The good morning thread

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    The good morning thread

    Good morning all! (6:30 am in Singapore) Should be in Bali in about 4 hours - hurrah!
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    dash-cam: worth it?

    LMGTFY https://www.sportsmaserati.com/index.php?threads/dash-cam.33133/ https://www.sportsmaserati.co.uk/index.php?threads/gt-dashcam-fitting.32372/