Recent content by happydaze

Not feeling Sleepy are you?

Same here.

Nice, but did he fix your garage door? :)

Well done those men...

What do you expect? Trump called them "losers". There was quite a bit of media coverage here...

If you had a lisp, that would be Unthinkable...

Someone suggested the new bonnet I made for my 1938 Morgan was "a work of art"...

My first car was a 1938 Morris 8. Bought a VW Beetle in 1961, and decided to 'work it over'. Bored out to 1300cc, cam, head mods, 2 SUs, etc. Raced it on weekends, drove it to work on weekdays. Timed at 102.27 mph at Bathurst track in 1963...

Last November, I traded my 2006 Gransport Victory (my 3rd Maserati) for a 2016 Vantage V8 GT (my 1st Aston Martin). Although there is still a lot to learn about the Aston, it is the best car I've ever owned. It seems as though it was designed for me. The switches and knobs - no touch-screen...

Young lad asked his dad "Dad, do you and Mum have any sexual relations?" Surprised, dad...."Yes son, we do. Why do you ask?" Son...."Who are they. Have I met any of them?"

Woman in the butcher shop asked the butcher "Do you keep dripping?" Butcher replied "No, I just give it a good shake before I put it away"...

The Porsches I've owned over the years never had this problem. Oh, hang on - they were air-cooled...:)

Had that feeling while working on my Maserati once (or twice)...

A friend of mine can't afford to buy a hot-air balloon any more. They've all gone up...

I'll be 84 in a couple of months. Over the years of driving race cars and 'special' cars, I learned how important it is to keep a close watch on the gauges on the dash. Tip - watch your own 'gauges' the way you do on your car! Your body will send you messages - listen carefully to them...