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Oneball

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you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire;)

We were in a pub Oakhampton have just spent two days navi-ing across Dartmoor and were mercilessly taking the **** out of this poor lad called Ian, as you do at 18. Coz his gf was a bit rough and the PTI who we called Packet came up patted him on the back and said “it’s alright lad you don’t look at the mantlepiece when you’re stoking the fire.”

Never worked out whether that was an insult or not!
 

Wanderer

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We were in a pub Oakhampton have just spent two days navi-ing across Dartmoor and were mercilessly taking the **** out of this poor lad called Ian, as you do at 18. Coz his gf was a bit rough and the PTI who we called Packet came up patted him on the back and said “it’s alright lad you don’t look at the mantlepiece when you’re stoking the fire.”

Never worked out whether that was an insult or not!
This is why doggy style was invented. Plus you can watch the telly while pumping her, and rest your brew on her back, so long as you don't get too carried away and risk accidentally pleasing her and then spilling your brew.

Also has the added advantage of being the most demeaning position to the woman, result!
 

lifes2short

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This is why doggy style was invented. Plus you can watch the telly while pumping her, and rest your brew on her back, so long as you don't get too carried away and risk accidentally pleasing her and then spilling your brew.

Also has the added advantage of being the most demeaning position to the woman, result!

:lol: you're a real Casanova i see
 

Oneball

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This is why doggy style was invented. Plus you can watch the telly while pumping her, and rest your brew on her back, so long as you don't get too carried away and risk accidentally pleasing her and then spilling your brew.

Also has the added advantage of being the most demeaning position to the woman, result!

I take it your Brew will be in a mug.
 

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