Brexit Deal

Wanderer · Mar 10, 2019

I was caught licking my girlfriend's pússy last night.

She said 'That cat can clean itself'......

Also, a few days ago I slumped onto my bed and started to pull my boxers off.

She said 'You're spoiling them dogs'....

lifes2short · Mar 11, 2019

MarkMas · Mar 11, 2019

Wanderer said:
I was caught licking my girlfriend's pússy last night.
She said 'That cat can clean itself'......
Also, a few days ago I slumped onto my bed and started to pull my boxers off.
She said 'You're spoiling them dogs'....

Can you click 'Report' and 'Like' at the same time?

midlifecrisis · Mar 11, 2019

MarkMas said:
Can you click 'Report' and 'Like' at the same time?

Try it, the moderators need to err moderate for once...

Wattie · Mar 12, 2019

Wattie said:
Precisely, we are witnessing a hijack and coup. May was asked 5 times in Parliament how she would vote and declined to answer each time.
Without hesitation and with no caveats she should have said leave. She didn’t and that deafening silence betrays her true position.

If May was a cheese, her packaging would be dowdy, unattractive, awkward, misleading and state “Made in Brussels”.

It would be called “Deceitful Bas#ard”

The cheese itself would be dark brown in colour with a rather alarming odour....the flavour of which would be completely different to that described on the packaging ........it would be of soft, sludgy consistency, full of holes, have a hint of red wine (tribute to Juncker) and leave a rather nasty taste in ones mouth.

Consumers trying to claim on the “satisfaction guaranteed or your money back” clause via the 108108 hotline would discover that although Mays cheese said that, she did not in fact really mean it.
They would instead be invited to try it again and again and again and again and again.....
(Wine pairings would be this rather nice wine that I am enjoying just now.)View attachment 54998

Section 19, Attorney Generals advice.
she’s totally ****** it up!
Nothing’s changed and the legal advice is the same.
Try defending her total incompetence now.
What a ******* disgrace and what a betrayal
This all points to a coup.
Next stage is that “no deal” is take off the table,
Then we don’t leave.
The Uk and it’s democracy is finished.

Back to cheese.

jonny · Mar 12, 2019

Wattie said:
Then we don’t leave.

Fingers crossed

Wack61 · Mar 12, 2019

jonny said:
Fingers crossed

If only the remoaners had crossed their ballot papers at the time instead of their fingers 2 years down the line

midlifecrisis · Mar 12, 2019

I'm sure African election campaigns were run better than both sides.

dunnah01 · Mar 12, 2019

Just goes to show why we should have had professionals and businessmen dealing with this rather than so called politicians..

philw696 · Mar 12, 2019

lifes2short · Mar 12, 2019

Wattie said:
Then we don’t leave.

JonW · Mar 12, 2019

Delighted to see the HoP voted against the deal on the table tonight.

Tomorrow they will hopefully rule out a no deal Brexit.

2nd referendum / general election here we come...

D Walker · Mar 12, 2019

JonW said:
2nd referendum / general election here we come...

I don’t normally bother commenting on politics, but why f@#£ing bother voting for anything ever again. The HoP, the whole establishment has finally bared there arses in Binns window( look it up) and shown what they are all about. Themselves....

MaserCoupe · Mar 12, 2019

The numbers in Parliament aren't there, so sorry thanks for playing. See you tomorrow for round two for the free vote. I guess they'll have to find something better for the country. In the meantime what high drama, I guess some people still fancy them continental breakfasts then......

GeoffCapes · Mar 12, 2019

GeoffCapes said:
I've said it before Brexit just won't happen. May's deal will be binned by Parliament, there will be a second referendum, with actual facts rather than lies on the table and the British public will vote to stay in.

The Brexit brigade will complain that it is undemocratic and the original vote should still stand (based on what we now know to be utter lies).
But we vote for a new Government every few years so wheres the difference?

4th December I posted the above.

Looking quite prophetic at the moment.

Phil H · Mar 12, 2019

"there will be a second referendum, with actual facts rather than lies on the table and the British public will vote to stay in."

In the minds of the electorate, 'lies' and 'facts' are separated only by perspective so that won't actually resolve anything. All you would end up with is yet more bullsh1t from both sides, and more disaffected voters who just might show their feelings at the next General Election; now that will be interesting!

PH

doodlebug · Mar 12, 2019

dunnah01 said:
Just goes to show why we should have had professionals and businessmen dealing with this rather than so called politicians and the general public.

Fixed that for you.

Wattie · Mar 12, 2019

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Phil H said:
"there will be a second referendum, with actual facts rather than lies on the table and the British public will vote to stay in."

In the minds of the electorate, 'lies' and 'facts' are separated only by perspective so that won't actually resolve anything. All you would end up with is yet more bullsh1t from both sides, and more disaffected voters who just might show their feelings at the next General Election; now that will be interesting!

PH

I would suggest as well that any Ill feeling towards Europe is now significantly magnified......and I expect to see new parties evolving out of this fiasco- the old ones are finished.

philw696 · Mar 13, 2019

GeoffCapes · Mar 13, 2019

Looks like there are moves afoot for the EU to block any request to extend Article 50.

If that were to be the case, then Article 50 would be revoked wouldn't it?

As everyone knows that a no deal Brexit would be a catastrophe all round.

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