BennyD
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It may affect you that way, but you're just a c*nt. Tw4T!
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How is it wife friendly? Does it have a Rabbit attachment? The mind boggles.
Looking on YouTube there is a whole world of lawnmower videos I'd never dreamed of. This "review" is fantastic - nearly 4 minutes of someone cutting a lawn with a commentary as informative as Dawn Butler telling Eddie Mair about Labour's policies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5LETMiDgBg and the (shorter version of) D B's interview http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-39659304/labour-mp-struggles-through-interview The whole interview is nearly 7 minutes long but there isn't much more in it.
Right, our Honda petrol mower is dying after 18 years of trouble free service and I've taken the SM forum advice and ordered the wife friendly one - now to tell her; she's been bugging me about a new mower so it should make her happy even before it has arrived.
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I thought you said the gardener had a nice looking strap-on (which explains a lot about a Lotus driver). ;D
Benny in 01.15 am rant shock!
Do we think he's been drinking?
When your car inevitably breaks down or disintegrates again at Le Mans this year I will still offer you a ride....
Actually, I was as pi..... tired and emotional as a rat. I even got an abusive text from Contigo, which was quite amusing.
Perhaps being the sort of people we are, you have, like me, been seduced into the idea of a verdant sward stretching away from your castle, with the knap detailing stripes that Kim jung un would be proud of.... (A suitable backdrop for you're Italian Stallion)
Hence much researching into lawn keeping, drainage, grass type, soil, aeration, etc etc and of course mowers. So having done the due diligence, (we've all been there) it has to be a cylinder mower. BUT you have to have a relatively good lawn to mow in the first place. You can't mow on the remnants of the Battle of the Somme, and you can't expect a good result if you're rather low on actual grass, rather than everything else that seems to grow much more easily!
Keeping a lawn is hard work, an eventually, after much investment in chemicals, you get a rotary....
Eb
I'm quite proud of my front garden, having been an overgrown mess of wild foliage and paving stones. The seed was planted in November and now in April it's a luxurious thatch...
Stop sniggering at the back!
My front garden is asphalt
largely due to 2 x children (20 years old+) having a car each, 1 x permanent boyfriend resident, 1 x car and 1 x van (parked on the street), 1 x non permanent resident boyfriend, lastly 1 x wife with the biggest car.
Me 1 x car (Masser in garage) 1 x motorbike, also in garage.
Result
Its like 'Butterflies' some mornings when the car at the back has to get out first.
I have heard comments at the bus stop "looks like a car dealers that house"
If they saw the 3200 in the garage with the bonnet up they would think it was a breakers yard
I'm quite proud of my front garden, having been an overgrown mess of wild foliage and paving stones. The seed was planted in November and now in April it's a luxurious thatch...
Stop sniggering at the back!
I wouldn't recommend buying a cylinder mower for that sort of money, it will be rubbish.
A rotary mower from Honda or Hayter would be the best bet.
If you want a stripe then you will need a rear roller one, which often costs more.
There is also the choice of push or self propelled.
We sell and service them and have store near Ongar, PM me if you want and I will get someone to give you a call and or a name and a number.