Very funny but cannily true 2007 QP review by Jimmy Carr

mowlas

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My favourite paragraph from this 2007 article (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/new_car_reviews/article1747006.ece) is:

First, though, here's what I said about the Maserati last time: “When looking for the perfect woman, men often say they would ideally have a w-h-o-r-e in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen. When it comes to cars, we want one that's comfortable for the motorway, and exciting for tooling around country lanes. The Maserati Quattroporte is, quite frankly, a gourmet s-l-u-t – Nigella Lawson with the moral compass of Abi Titmussâ€.​