In keeping with all the best families.....

[Phil H]

We would like to announce the arrival of our new baby. She's of Italian pedigree, has impeccable provenance, and it goes without saying that she has a very healthy set of lungs. The bloodline is evident in her birthday suit which is Blu Sebring, and although we have yet to decide on a name we are currently considering various options based on the family's extensive heritage.

We were incredibly lucky insofar as the paparazzi have no idea where we live so the county did not become gridlocked; some of the neighbours did have a bit of a nose and a chap by the name of Demitri noticed that she'd made a discrete public appearance as an avatar, but other than that we have managed to remain quite anonymous.

As ever all enquiries should be directed to a press office for which the BBC might supply contact details.

Thank you.

PH

 

[CatmanV2]

*grin*

Lovely looking car. I don't recall giving you permission to photograph the Catman Towers gatehouse, however

C

 

[2b1ask1]

No Aussie journo's trying to phone the labour workshops then???

Congratulations on the new arrival

 

[Felonious Crud]

Haha!

She's a stunner, Phil! Good luck avoiding the paparazzi.

 

[Phil H]

Dear Mr Catman
Thank you for reminding us of the requirement for permission for which we apologise. On this occasion we wish to make amends by waiving our appearance fee, and please feel free to take a copy of our photo to hang over your mantlepiece; no copyright fee will be charged at this time.

Dear Mr 2b1ask1 (are you 1 by the way?)
We have engaged the services of an excellent customer care manager who handles such calls. Where necessary she will even visit said journalists and help them see the light, a craft that our Miss Vader learnt from her grandfather who was apparently something big in the days of the Empire.

Dear Adam
Thank you for your kind comments. In the past we have done our best to cope with intrusions but failed, hence our decision to deploy Miss Vader.

PH

 

[CatmanV2]

Dear Mr Catman
Thank you for reminding us of the requirement for permission for which we apologise. On this occasion we wish to make amends by waiving our appearance fee, and please feel free to take a copy of our photo to hang over your mantlepiece; no copyright fee will be charged at this time.



PH

Dear Sir

With regard to your letter quoted above, please be informed that we find your offer highly generous, and we therefore accept with gratitude.

Kind Regards

pp CatmanV2

 

[Parisien]

Automotive royalty Phil.....great to see you back in the saddle............enjoy and many happy and safe miles


P

 

[2b1ask1]

For about 11 years no Phil yes

 

[conaero]

Well done Phil, she arrives at last, do we have a name or should I consult Ladbrooks?

 

[Mr.Cambio]

Congrats on the beast Phil

Who is Demetri? Our Dem?

 

[safrane]

Phil she looks the same as my first love...same colour, leather wheels and year...very nice addition and brings back so many memories of when I was young.

 

[Parisien]

when I was young.

Peter...what is this nostalgia central........you're still a young 'un.................


P

 

[Phil H]

Well done Phil, she arrives at last, do we have a name or should I consult Ladbrooks?

Matt, you may of course consult Ladbrooks. If you get the wrong answer though it could be more a case of "lad's broke" and I'd hate to see that when you have a Maserati fetish that needs satisfying.

Yes Nikos, it is our Dem.

PH

 

[hodroyd]

Phil,
She looks a *******, well done and congratulations, enjoy..!!
Cheers
R

Why would ******* be a no no..??

 

[dem maser]

I know you Phil and this car will be 100% perfect.....

Shes lovely and happy for you....have to meet soon

 

[Andyk]

What a lovel Maserati Phil...Well done mate...Love the colour.