I like the new forum

[Wanderer]

Massive thumbs up for me, huge improvement and the old wasn't bad.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Massive thumbs up for me, huge improvement and the old wasn't bad.

That reminds me, I must make an appointment with my proctologist.

 

[Wanderer]

That reminds me, I must make an appointment with my proctologist.

I new a nurse who allegedly had to remove an 'object' from the rear passage of Lionel Blair many moons ago.

 

[Felonious Crud]

I new a nurse who allegedly had to remove an 'object' from the rear passage of Lionel Blair many moons ago.

Was it Prunella Scales?

 

[Wanderer]

Was it Prunella Scales?

Actually she did tell me what it was but my memory escapes me...

Wasn't a hamster in a plastic bag or anything like that

 

[Felonious Crud]

Actually she did tell me what it was but my memory escapes me...

Wasn't a hamster in a plastic bag or anything like that

Humphrey Lyttleton on “I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue” made reference to ‘Give us a Clue’ and “Prunella Scales, her hands going like jackhammers until she’d pulled off Three Men in a Boat in under two minutes.” I was driving when I heard that and had to stop.

There was a similar Lionel Blaor one where “he finished off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes.”

 

[daverichardson]

Classic Lyttleton shows
I have some on CD and regularly listen

 

[Wanderer]

Humphrey Lyttleton on “I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue” made reference to ‘Give us a Clue’ and “Prunella Scales, her hands going like jackhammers until she’d pulled off Three Men in a Boat in under two minutes.” I was driving when I heard that and had to stop.

There was a similar Lionel Blaor one where “he finished off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes.”

Blimey!

Remember the story about Marc Almond having 6 pints of man juice pumped out of his stomach after an alleged bj-fest? Also consider 10cc where so named after the average male man-juice release, that's an unfeasible amount of blokes to service...

Haven't worked it out but now I've mentioned it someone will...

 

[Felonious Crud]

Blimey!

Remember the story about Marc Almond having 6 pints of man juice pumped out of his stomach after an alleged bj-fest? Also consider 10cc where so named after the average male man-juice release, that's an unfeasible amount of blokes to service...

Haven't worked it out but now I've mentioned it someone will...

Catman is quite numerate. We can wait.

 

[CatmanV2]

Seen ISIHAC live, it was epic.

The rest is a bit of a myth. Sadly I just did the math (well I'd hate to let anyone down) but it would be about 1500+ men (the 10cc is *way* over generous, and anyone that is about to post 'oh no it seems perfectly reasonable should really take a long, hard look in the mirror of their own experience before pressing 'post reply' ) and with the more accurate volumes he'd have been giving head for probably a day continuously......

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Seen ISIHAC live, it was epic.

The rest is a bit of a myth. Sadly I just did the math (well I'd hate to let anyone down) but it would be about 1500+ men (the 10cc is *way* over generous, and anyone that is about to post 'oh no it seems perfectly reasonable should really take a long, hard look in the mirror of their own experience before pressing 'post reply' ) and with the more accurate volumes he'd have been giving head for probably a day continuously......

C

What dedication! (both Catman and Marc Almond).

 

[CatmanV2]

What dedication! (both Catman and Marc Almond).

I suspect I was more dedicated than Mr Almond. I further suspect that the tale survives as a corollary of Barnum's observation about publicity

'The following people have had this legend attributed to them: Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li’l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple.'

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

I suspect I was more dedicated than Mr Almond. I further suspect that the tale survives as a corollary of Barnum's observation about publicity

'The following people have had this legend attributed to them: Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li’l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple.'

C

The Britney one is true.

Well, I like to toss in my 10cc’eth.

 

[Devonboy]

Massive thumbs up for me, huge improvement and the old wasn't bad.

Me too (liking the new website and No I have never had to have anything extracted from dark holes)

 

[CatmanV2]

The Britney one is true.

Well, I like to toss in my 10cc’eth.

I think you have an overinflated opinion of your worth as a sexual partner

C

 

[Zep]

The Britney one is true.

Well, I like to toss in my 10cc’eth.

A good choice. Perhaps we should write to her with our terms.

 

[CatmanV2]

A good choice. Perhaps we should write to her with our terms.

That *has* to be a euphemism

C

 

[Navcorr]

... Sadly I just did the math....
C

What! I beg your pardon. Someone is spending too much time with the septics