First signs of spring

[lozcb]

Came home from the Pub after a nice drive , thought i'd set myself up in the garden for a bit of suntanning only to discover that all hells broke loose whilst we were out

 

[Phil H]

Loz

This looks like a straightforward elf 'n safety issue to me, although there may be extenuating circumstances if the offender doesn't have a gnome to go to, so:

(Pregnant paws while we consider the options)

You could look the other way

You could film the event and be content to know that the BEEB may show it for free

You could film the event and get £250 from one of those shows where things are always spontaneous when someone has a camera rolling

You could ask the government to increase funding for the national elf service so the poor soul could join his mates on a subsisided fishing expedition, rather than poke around in the garden all day.

Either way it could be a pig to solve.

PH

 

[Emtee]

Oh my god, your daffodils are out!

 

[urbanmaser]

Loz you need a good garden designer and I just happen to know one..........gnomes are definately out...........worse than using your Maserati to tow a caravan

 

[lozcb]

Surprised no one has noticed Kaz,s love bush in the background , Do hope she doesn't read this



regards loz

 

[conaero]

Looks like Peter has already come round to show you his portfolio

 

[lozcb]

Loz

This looks like a straightforward elf 'n safety issue to me, although there may be extenuating circumstances if the offender doesn't have a gnome to go to, so:

(Pregnant paws while we consider the options)

You could look the other way

You could film the event and be content to know that the BEEB may show it for free

You could film the event and get £250 from one of those shows where things are always spontaneous when someone has a camera rolling

You could ask the government to increase funding for the national elf service so the poor soul could join his mates on a subsisided fishing expedition, rather than poke around in the garden all day.

Either way it could be a pig to solve.

PH

Very witty Phil and exactly what i would have expected from your goodself , Looking forward to seeing you at Brooklands


regards loz

 

[ENZ525]

I think we need to stock something like this in the shop dept when it goes live...

 

[lozcb]

Surprised no one has noticed Kaz,s love bush in the background , Do hope she doesn't read this



regards loz

**** been sussed , Kaz wants me to make it quite clear, that the love bush i was talking about was the heart shaped bush behind the bird table , and not the one on the **** end of the PIG

regards loz