Andyk
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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub
her tummy and say "congratulations "but none of them rub your dick and
say "well done"?
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby
"Is this yours?" she asked.
"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"
Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to
spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its ********!!
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are
right. After 8 pints I talk **** and can't drive!
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the
symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy ******* and Marge is a skinny bird with
big blue hair."
her tummy and say "congratulations "but none of them rub your dick and
say "well done"?
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby
"Is this yours?" she asked.
"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"
Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to
spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its ********!!
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are
right. After 8 pints I talk **** and can't drive!
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the
symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy ******* and Marge is a skinny bird with
big blue hair."