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It has been a pleasure to own and enjoy with members here, but the time has come to sell my 2006 QP. An advertisement will be appearing in Autotrader shortly. Thanks. Best wishes, Paul

On a Maserati forum trip to France passengers aboard the cross channel ferry witnessed an unusual spectacle upon arrival at the French port. It was the final of the kitten swimming race with 'Rule Britannia' representing Great Britain and 'Un Deux Trois' for France. It was very exciting with...

Despite having a new boot lock mechanism fitted I have still been experiencing problems. The boot has been difficult to shut with the electronic lock motor turning repeatedly. Furthermore both the boot release button inside the car and the button on the remote control failed to work...

A gentleman was driving his Maserati along the motorway when he noticed a stationary police car positioned on the bridge overhead. As the driver of the Maserati approached, he realised that the police car was in fact made of cardboard. He thought that this must be some sort of road safety...

Ladies and Gents, Apologies in advance if this issue has already been mentioned. I would like to draw your attention to a recent recall posted on the VOSA website. It refers to rear tie rods fitted to the Maserati Quattroporte and Grantrismo models as detailed below. Regards, Paul...

Damien Blades took two professional phorographs of my QP at Keyhaven near Lymington, Hampshire. I am pleased with the results and I thought that you might like to see them. Regards, Paul

Quay for my Car is a themed event which runs throughout the summer in Poole Harbour. For the first time Italian cars will preside. For anyone interested Anne Simpson provides more details.......... Hi paul This e-mail has gone out to all of you (I think/hope) who e-mailed me to express...

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head; And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed. Good night, Paul

Christmas is coming, the geeese are getting fat, please put a penny in maserati's hat!

I have had new Maserati discs fitted with EBC premium yellow stuff pads all round. They have not yet had time to bed in but at the moment the front pads squeal painfully. The EBC pads cost £96 (front) compared with £692.71 if obtained from Maserati. No doubt they will be 10% or so less from...

Ladies and Gents, I am planning a Sports Maserati trip to the Lake District on Friday 17th and Saturday 18th May, 2013. This first post is intended to guage the level of interest for such an event. We would stay at The Belsfield Hotel in Windermere on a dinner bed and breakfast basis...

Carole and I have arranged to visit the Lake District in early May, 2012. We will be staying at the Wild Boar Hotel, Crook Road, Windermere, Cumbria, LA23 3NF for three nights commencing Friday 4th May, 2012. Typical cost through the English Lakes website for two people for three nights on a...

Now does anyone know the difference between unlawful and illegal? .....No? Well it is really simple.......... Unlawful is something that is against the law and illegal is a sick bird! Regards, Paul

I was once offered eight legs of venison for £100. I decided not to buy because I thought that they were too dear! Paul

Alex and Kristian were prawns swimming in the sea. They seemed so happy but in reality Alex was bored. He so wished that he was a shark with excitement in his life. Without warning the genie turned Alex into a shark. It was great for a while but he quickly became lonely. How he reminisced about...

During the Christmas meet the horse racing was going well. The lead jockey was feeling confident when he was struck by a string of sausages. Undeterred he continued but he was then hit by an oven ready turkey, some chestnut stuffing and a generous portion of cranberry jelly. The force was so...

A man walks into a crowded pub and he notices two pieces of meat stuck to the ceiling. Filled with curiousity he asks the landlord. The landlord didn't explain but offered a challenge instead. 'If you can jump up and get those pieces of meat down I will buy you a drink but if you can't then you...

I have been doing a little bit of lifeguarding recently. As you can imagine it is a low paid occupation. However, I see it as public service and a viable alternative to voluntary work. Whilst sitting in the lifeguards chair high above the swimming pool a woman who I didn't know approached me...

For family reasons I visited Bristol last week and stayed overnight at The Grande Thistle. When I returned to the QP on the fifth floor of the adjacent multi storey car park the next morning, I knew that I was in for a treat. Surrounded by solid reinforced concrete walls, floors and ceilings...

Some years ago a United States Trooper attended the scene of a road traffic accident involving a brand new Winnebago luxury motor home. The vehicle was in a ditch on the far side of a bend. There were many miles of deserted straight road leading upto the hazard. Conditions were perfect. There...