Maserati battery story. Many years ago when I was single, and had my Biturbo, I had a 2nd battery wired to the lights. A switch to run them on the spare batt. without running down the primary. When I would go to a bar, I would turn the lights on with the 2nd batt. Once inside, I would pick out the prettiest girl, and sit down next to her, and wait. Not too long before someone would come in and announce "there's a red Maserati in the parking lot with the lights on ". Mumbling about Italian electrics I would ask the girl to save my seat. I would wave my keys as I went out.I was such a dog.